Poser: Its Deathmatch time once again here at Deathmatch Arena!
Orlando: Um...yeah. Anyway, we have a awesome fight for you today, folks.
Poser: In the Fluffy Corner, the Super 'Shroom, the...wait, that's all that it says about him. Toad!
Orlando: And in the Fuzzy Corner, the Dance Master Extreme from Final Fantasy 6, Mog the Moogle!
Poser: This fight will determine...wait. What WILL this fight determine?
Orlando: No one really knows, Poser. No one but Jay Resop, that is.
Poser: How I loathe that Jay Resop...Why...if I saw Jay Resop...I'd...
Orlando: Um, Poser? Jay is paying our saleries, you know.
Poser: And Mog starts with a jump!
Poser: Now a twist! And another jump! Mog is insane!
Orlando: Yeah, but he isn't actually attacking Toad at all.
Poser: Wow! The true power of Mog is released at last!
Orlando: Apparently Mog can summon great powers just by dancing. Toad will have his work cut out for him in this fight, that's for sure.
Poser: Those rocks sure gatta hurt!
Orlando: Look! It's the Mushroom Warrior Supreme!
Orlando: Wait, it's just Toad. Bummer.
Poser: I guess one can say that Toad's chances of winning has been cut in size. Get it? Cut in size???
Poser: Mog doesn't seem to be happy with his competition.
Poser: And Toad has defied all odds by bringing a Cell Phone out into the field!
Orlando: Yes, folks, this is literally becoming the most boring fight in NC Deathmatch history.
Orlando: Amazing! All action has completely stopped!
Poser: It's like Jay hasn't even bothered to change the frames or anything.
Orlando: What's this? Toad has left the Deathmatch Arena! What a crazy match!
Poser: Well, you know how it goes. When Mario needs help, Toad has to answer.
Poser: And we're back to the fight!
Orlando: Looks like Mog has been preparing for Toad's return.
Poser: And Toad literally didn't see this one coming!
Orlando: He sure is going to be feeling that one in the morning.
Orlando: Toad breaks out of another attack! Will the madness ever end?
Poser: Not likely
Orlando: I didn't ask you. It was rhetorical.
Poser: Another sneak attack by Mog!
Orlando: And Toad is back into the fight! This is pure crazyness!
Poser: That's a big bag.
Orlando: No, THAT'S a big bag!
Poser: Incredible! Toad has become Racoon Toad!
Orlando: What a complete mockery of Super Mario Bros. 3!
Orlando: Ouch! Looks like Toad didn't think this one through very hard.
Poser: Flying is much harder then it looks. I tried the other day and broke both of my legs.
Poser: It looks like Mog has made a fatal mistake! He has bumped into the insanely huge bag, causing it to lose balance!
Orlando: And Toad's Really Big Bag of Cool Stuff crushes Mog!
Poser: What a horrible way to go, Lyle.
Orlando: The fight is over! Toad is the only fighter left concious! He's the winner!
Poser: But wait! Look up in the sky!
Orlando: It's Captain Churro! How on earth did he get into the Deathmatch Arena!
Poser: We simply need better security in here.
Poser: Churro knocks Toad out cold! This match is over and Churro is the victor!
Orlando: What a crazy fight! Captain Churro pulled out the win even though he appeared in only the last three frames on the comix!
Poser: Well, you know how NC Deathmatches go. ANYTHING is possible.
Orlando: Yeah, but isn't that a little unfair for Toad? Wait. You know what? I don't think Toad threw a single attack at Mog all night.
Poser: You're right, Orlando. Toad didn't attack once. What a wuss. Looks like Churro deserved the win after all! Let's here if for Churro! With that, we leave you and will see you next time on NC Deathmatch! Go back to NC
SMBhq is best viewed at 1024 x 768 resolution or higher.