The Mushroom Wars
"How does Wart live here?" I asked myself. "Where are the lights?"
A shy guy then flipped a switch.
"Right here," he said, as the lights went on. "AHHHH!!! KOOPA!!!" He ran
away into a mysterious door. Iggy and I decided to follow him. When we
went into the door....
"KABOOM!!!" said a giant mouse. He threw a bob-omb at us. We dodged out
of the way just before it exploded.
"What the?!?!?!?" I then threw a ball at him. He didnít even flinch. He
kept throwing bob-ombs.
"Yipes!!!" yelled Iggy, barely dodging a bob-omb. "Cover me!!"
I did as he asked knocking bob-ombs away from him and diverting the
mouseís attention to me. Iggy was rapidly looking through the official
Super Mario Bros. 2 strategy guide.
"It says here," he started, "that we need to throw the bob-ombs back at
"Letís do it." I started throwing the bob-ombs at him as they came to
me. The mouse started getting hurt.
"Donít.... you know... who I.... am...?" he asked. "I... am mouser....
minion of Wart...." He fell over. I mean FELL. He plopped down like a
sack of tomatoes.
("You mean potatoes," Ludwig said."
"Shutup," Lemmy said.)
A mysterious door suddenly appeared. We went through it and saw a hydra.
You know, those three headed snake things. "I suppose youíre snaker,"
Iggy said to him.
"I am Tri-clyde," the hydra said, "and you shouldnít be here."
"We request to talk to Wart," I found myself bravely saying.
"Let me think," Tri-clyde said. "Hmmmm... NO!!!" He started breathing
fire at us.
"YIPES!!! FIRE!!!" I screamed. Then I noticed some mushroom blocks.
("YOU noticed?" asked Iggy.
"Okay, that Iggy noticed them.")
We started stacking up the blocks to block the fire, then Iggy looked
back in the guide book. "It says we should throw the mushroom blocks at
"Check," I said. We started throwing mushroom blocks. Problem was, with
every throw we lost some of our sheild. We had trown three and hit him
twice. We only had two left.
We threw one. It was heading straight towards him. We thought it was
gonna kill him but....
"What the heck?" Iggy yelled. "We MISSED?"
"I dont know, but we gotta get him now," I replied.
"No one hurtsssss me," said Tri-clyde.
We had one block left this one was for all the marbles. We threw. We
"Weíre out of blocks!!! Weíre gonna die!!" Iggy screamed like a girl.
"Not yet," I said. I took out one of my faithful star balls. I threw it
straight at Try-clyde. I hit him right between the eyes on his middle
head. He fell over and died.
"You havenít sssssseen the lassssst of meeeee...." he said, while dying.
Another mysterious door appeared and we went in. This time we say a
"A kingler!!! Iím gonna catch it!" I yelled.
"This is SMB2, not POK»MON, Lemmy," my twin calmly told me.
"Who are you and what do you want?" the crab asked.
"We are Lemmy and Iggy Koopa and we demand to see Wart," I boldly told
"You mean Iggy and Lemmy," Iggy tried to correct me.
"Let me think. Hmmmmmm. NO!!!!" the crab nearly screamed in my ear.
Wait, I donít have ears. He started throwing boulders at us. Iggy looked
back in the guide. I started throwing them back at him.
"It says throw them back at him," Iggy said.
"No. Really?" I said sarcastically. This crab was wicked easy. He didnít
even put up a fight. We killed him really fast.
"Youíve beaten me.... but youíll never get by.... fry guy....." With
those words, the crab died.
We walked threw another door only to see a giant fireball sitting at a
table drinking tea with a shy guy.
"Hello, can we talk to Wart?" I asked him.
"Sure. Go trough the door," he said.
"That was easy," I told Iggy as we went though the door. Now we had to