Sean Kelly Takes Over SMBhq
Yes my friends, after 5 years of gaining your trust I have succeeded in my plan of taking over Super Mario Bros Headquarters!!!
You see Kyle Orland and Jay Resop were a bunch of lazy morons who couldn't update the site even if their lives depended on it.
What SMBhq needed was a webmaster with class, dignity, intelligence and (as of last June) a College Diploma.
One by one, I was slowly establishing myself in each and every one of SMBhq's sections. All it took was for me to use my excellent computer programming skills to hack into the remaining sections and take SMBhq all to myself.
So from now on, SMBhq will be run efficiently without any more interference from your so-called founders.
Sheeh! Don't you Americans know never to trust a foreigner.
Other April Fools Jokes around SMBHQ:
Shut Down Notice
Zadok Vs Birdo VS Gene Deathmatch
Responding to the Junk Mail
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