Yes my friends, after 5 years of gaining your trust
I have succeeded in my plan of taking over Super Mario Bros
You see Kyle Orland and Jay Resop were a bunch of lazy morons who couldn't update the site even if their lives depended on it.
What SMBhq needed was a webmaster with class, dignity, intelligence and (as of last June) a College Diploma.
One by one, I was slowly establishing myself in each and every one of
SMBhq's sections. All it took was for me to use my excellent
computer programming skills to hack into the remaining sections and
take SMBhq all to myself.
So from now on, SMBhq will be run efficiently without any more interference from your so-called founders.
Sheeh! Don't you Americans know never to trust a foreigner.